Happy Holidays, y’all!


I think Santa has a world-class GPS tracker that accompanies him on his rides. How else would you explain the precision with which companies like Google and Microsoft are able to track his every move?! Anyway I just asked Cortana where Santa was and she replied that he is dashing from one place to the next, delivering gifts to all the good boys and girls. Figures why I never got my gifts. That or the fact that I never believed in him. I would have loved a magical ride on the Polar Express though. Just sayin.

So in other *merry* news, my laptop finally and unapologetically broke down today. Yes, on Christmas day. If God is indeed real, then this must be his way of sending me a message. I’m now typing this on my phone, and hating it every bit. I don’t understand how some of you do it but I’m just not made to type copious amounts of stuff on a tiny screen. So it’s quite possible, also what with an impending vacation on the horizon, that Udayology will probably go on a hiatus until I’m able to sort out this situation. See you on the other side, folks.

I’ll leave you with this little photograph I took today.