“What you’re looking at is the thinnest, lightest, and most powerful tablet ever!!” Tim Bacon beamed at the excited audience, holding the device in his left hand. “Ladies and gentleman – presenting the iPad Bro!”
A thunderous cheer erupted across the hall. People were whistling, clapping, some even gave a standing ovation.
Tim waited for the noise to die out and then continued, “Yes, this in my hands is the ultimate companion. Which is why we named it the iPad Bro! It’s a computer, but it is also much more than that. With our revolutionary NaturalTalk technology, have conversations, crack a joke, and also get your work done. It’s truly epic…and you just have to take my word for it!”
The audience’s interest was at its peak now.
“At Pineapple Inc, our major mission had always been to make stand-out devices that make you drool. And yes, we’re not ashamed of it.” A chuckle broke out somewhere. “Because that is the kind of experience that we aim to create. We want to create devices that are simply hard to resist, even when it means that you probably have to sell your kidney to afford one.”
Someone in the audience exclaimed, “Hey that’s me!” The others laughed in agreement.
Tim Bacon took that as a good sign and continued, “Let me start with the design. We improved our FingerTouch back panel multi-fold so now it feels more natural to hold the tablet. Every touch feels like a gentle caress. You use our product and you will never want to touch anything else ever again! My promise. Then look at this screen itself. We’re pushing a billion pixels, not a million, a billion! So everything is super crisp – all thanks to our EpicPixel technology. It’s more pixels than your eye can ever comprehend, but we did it first! Just for the record.”
Excited claps from the audience again. Multiple people had to rush to the restroom as they just peed their pants.
“My colleague Bob will come over and explain to you our latest pOS 9, but before that a quick briefer on the pricing. The iPad Bro will be available starting at just $2599 for the basic model without the keyboard. We really tried to price competitively this time and I do believe a lot of you will be happy and will queue up at the stores to throw your money at us.”
Right on cue, dollar bills started to float in the air as people threw money at the stage.
“Thank you.” Tim Bacon eyed all the money with glee, “Now over to Bob. Give it up for the iPad Bro, guys!”
*more cheering ensues*